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Friday, April 1, 2011

I Don't Pity The Fool

I have been joking around all day. You know, it is my right being named April, on April Fools Day. I have pulled some choice ones today on my sister and my mom. I haven't considered anyone else besides the Office Nazi. I don't know how he will take it. He is a wild card. Some people just can't take a joke, and some just don't know when the joke is in poor humor. Like, let's say if I had pulled the very common, "I'm Pregnant!" prank. If I had 2 kids, then that would be funny. If I already had 8 kids, that would be hilarious. But being an infertile, who desperately desires kids, and who's family live on pins and needles waiting for the big announcement, well that is just mean. So today for my Mom, I lost my job... April Fools! For my Sister and Brother in law, their kid tore up my Dad's treasured family heirlooms, and the cat knocked over their fish while they are on vacation in Las Vegas... April Fools! For the Office Nazi, we cleaned off his desk (he is a paper hoarder) and taped his drawers shut, also, I put double sided tape on the phone. Because I am mean. April Fools!!

Tomorrow night Hayden and I are having our first ever Auntie/Nephew sleep over. We are both way excited. We plan on going to the park, riding bikes, watching movies, playing games like hide and seek, camping in the living room, eating popcorn and jello, and you know possibly pulling a prank or two on Uncle Steve, cause what fun is a sleep over without juvenile pranks?? I've gotta bring my baby up properly. I did promise not to get him drunk or let him smoke. I mean he is only 5.

Next weekend is the air show, and first annual Karg Barbeque Bonanza and Airshow Extravaganza. Sponsored by Mom and Dad Karg, this is a Chris Karg Production. Intermission and Dinner entertainment by: Shelby Karg (also a Chris Karg Production). (HA!) So as you can see, another busy couple of weekends ahead of me. I still need plenty of time to get things prepared for the craft fair at the South Side Farmers Market. We are buying a table to sell things at on May 7th. I am going to make a few purses and bags to sell, Steve wants to make soaps, and we will probably think of one more thing to sell before the fair. I am excited. I have the purse patterns, I just need the materials, and estimate how much I want to sell them for. It will be good, and hopefully, profitable!

Well here's to yet another successful April Fools day, and hopefully a successful Auntie/Nephew sleep over. Now, I have to go polish up on my ghost stories. "Hairy toe! Hairy toe! I want my hairy toe!" 

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